My favorites are the food ornaments.
John likes the Tim Burton-esque Voodoo dolls that I picked up at a fabric store (oh that terrible day!) which are actually Halloween decorations. If you've slighted John this year, and feel a slight pain in any part of your body, you'll know why.
My sister Michelle might be only person to get this one. I was trying to recreate a picture in a weird cat book we had as children.